Teach me to put on a shirt?

So today i woke at about 1.
Walked outside and that damn dog had totally wrecked everything!
so of course, i cleaned it up.
Then i walked into the kitchen, to find my mum talking to my mate Georgia. In a state of social nervousness, i ran into my room got changed in a rush, and walked out into the lounge room to find her standing there, looked down at myself to find i was wearing my shirt inside out. -.- 
This was rather disappointing. I cant even dress myself.